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“Who ever loved, that loved not at first sight?”
– Christopher Marlowe (via saurio)
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“…if you tame me, it will be as if the sun came to shine on my life. i shall know...”
– the fox, to the little prince (via pathofthesun)
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Nice butts are nice...
… very nice.
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“So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone...”
– John Green, on how he asked out his wife for the first time. (via imaginecomplexly)
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I just tried using Liam Neeson's speech from the...
Amazon Customer Service Rep: Sir, we're very sorry but your package won't ship until the 16th of September unless you upgrade your shipping.
Me: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for overnight charges, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my package go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Amazon Customer Service Rep: I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to talk to my sales manager.
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I am back from the Philippines...
… and China is so cold, and gray, and cloudy right now… I want those beautiful crystal clear beaches again…